We got lost on the way to church

We got lost on the way to church

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In the battle between good and evil, evil often wins. Sadly, today was one of those days. 

Let me preface this story with the fact that I had great intentions of being good but then we received an email confirmation that our kayaks have arrived at the Bass Pro Shop. 

Good me: What a beautiful day! We should go churching.
Evil me: And on the 8th day, God created kayaks.

Good me: Church is only an hour and our pastor guy has good stories. I can wait.
Evil me: You have the perfect shoes for that purple kayak. It’s in. It’s waiting for you. It feels so alone.

Good me: God created those lovely lakes that we get to kayak. It’s right to go churching.
Evil me: You kayak on the reservoir. They’re man made. It’s like a get out jail free to go kayaking card.

Good me: I suppose I could go to church on Tuesday night instead…
Evil me: You are brilliant and you have awesome shoes.

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