FORTHELOVEOFGODSTOP

FORTHELOVEOFGODSTOP

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Step 1. Denial 
Step 2. Stand at various points of the house without moving
Step 3. Finally find the fire alarm that’s beeping
Step 4. Realize you found the wrong one
Step 5. Find the right one 40 minutes later
Step 6. Destroy wall trying to remove it
Step 7. Threaten and cuss at inanimate beeping object
Step 8. Google how to open the battery case
Step 9. Whip device across the garage floor (hey, an online review said it worked)
Step 10. Replace batteries and attempt to put it back on wall
Step 11. Decide it would look perfectly lovely on the table instead
Step 12. Sob in defeat as it begins to beep again

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